There are going to be a lot more broken spines if "SirRobin's" ideas become a reality:

I'm not so sure I'd tune in to see this "illumn8d" sport. I think it's a sport, anyway.

"dorquemada" rides the waves to riches and fame:

"WindyMan" is all about tight squeezes:

"illumn8d" rides death around like a hammock, whatever the hell that means. Holy shit, here's a funny picture:

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