"TheCharlie" brings us a cornucopia of races all in one. I can't believe the runner is beating the jet:
"Arken" lost his lifesavings betting on the rock.
The athletes of this "RobotGuy" sport are lucky if they manage to wash up:
There is too much wrong with this "Yeah huh" picture for it not to be right. Bonus points for the Burt Reynolds cameo:
"DannyManic" lives life on the EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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