"TheCharlie" brings us a cornucopia of races all in one. I can't believe the runner is beating the jet:

"Arken" lost his lifesavings betting on the rock.

The athletes of this "RobotGuy" sport are lucky if they manage to wash up:

There is too much wrong with this "Yeah huh" picture for it not to be right. Bonus points for the Burt Reynolds cameo:

"DannyManic" lives life on the EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!

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