Leave it to "darthphunk" to cook food on the gridiron:

"Stunt Rock" keeps it simple and scores a touchdown:

This is just a stupid enough idea that I'd watch it religiously. Thanks Mr. "Coonan":

I'd like to see this sport become a reality, if only for the downhill rioting sure to follow it. Thanks "Liquidex":

Segue! "Residentearth's" idea of racing isn't really that bad.

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