Food Boner was raised in the wild by a pack of Charlton Hestons.
Eight days out in the wild, no food, no hope left in him, a cold and desperate Ravager scribbles this down on a sheet of paper and falls asleep forever.
Dr. Z lost so much of his life to that Denny's Lumber Jack Slam. So much.
Kloaked00 has never been trapped in a closet like R Kelly has, and he thanks the lord each day.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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