Food Boner was raised in the wild by a pack of Charlton Hestons.
Eight days out in the wild, no food, no hope left in him, a cold and desperate Ravager scribbles this down on a sheet of paper and falls asleep forever.
Dr. Z lost so much of his life to that Denny's Lumber Jack Slam. So much.
Kloaked00 has never been trapped in a closet like R Kelly has, and he thanks the lord each day.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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