Food Boner was raised in the wild by a pack of Charlton Hestons.
Eight days out in the wild, no food, no hope left in him, a cold and desperate Ravager scribbles this down on a sheet of paper and falls asleep forever.
Dr. Z lost so much of his life to that Denny's Lumber Jack Slam. So much.
Kloaked00 has never been trapped in a closet like R Kelly has, and he thanks the lord each day.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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