Food Boner was raised in the wild by a pack of Charlton Hestons.
Eight days out in the wild, no food, no hope left in him, a cold and desperate Ravager scribbles this down on a sheet of paper and falls asleep forever.
Dr. Z lost so much of his life to that Denny's Lumber Jack Slam. So much.
Kloaked00 has never been trapped in a closet like R Kelly has, and he thanks the lord each day.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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