Food Boner was raised in the wild by a pack of Charlton Hestons.
Eight days out in the wild, no food, no hope left in him, a cold and desperate Ravager scribbles this down on a sheet of paper and falls asleep forever.
Dr. Z lost so much of his life to that Denny's Lumber Jack Slam. So much.
Kloaked00 has never been trapped in a closet like R Kelly has, and he thanks the lord each day.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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