Alphasnail owns and operates his very own mailbox.
Altf4 lathers, shaves, and moisturizers all at the same time.
scuczu was recently injected with the blood of a hobo as part of a top secret government experiment. I'll keep you posted as the project develops.
Cubehead lost all his marbles and desperately wants them back.
GreenaBoy is just another person making images just so I have to write comments. I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TO HURT ME!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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