Alphasnail owns and operates his very own mailbox.
Altf4 lathers, shaves, and moisturizers all at the same time.
scuczu was recently injected with the blood of a hobo as part of a top secret government experiment. I'll keep you posted as the project develops.
Cubehead lost all his marbles and desperately wants them back.
GreenaBoy is just another person making images just so I have to write comments. I KNOW YOU'RE DOING THIS JUST TO HURT ME!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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