Mössbauer is an expert at eating meat off a Monopoly game board.
Try as he might, WindyMan just cannot comprehend the purpose of the potato.
Weapon-x attributes his good looks to a healthy state of denial.
shlapy recently had his ant farm bought out by a big city investors who wants to build a lot of tiny condominiums.
Only "The Perfect Storm" could stand between megusta and a plate of waffles.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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