Mössbauer is an expert at eating meat off a Monopoly game board.
Try as he might, WindyMan just cannot comprehend the purpose of the potato.
Weapon-x attributes his good looks to a healthy state of denial.
shlapy recently had his ant farm bought out by a big city investors who wants to build a lot of tiny condominiums.
Only "The Perfect Storm" could stand between megusta and a plate of waffles.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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