Mössbauer has DNA remarkably similar to that of mustard.
I threw out my back writing this comment for Wintergreen.
Thanks to Manos del Sino for this great picture. Best of luck beating that rape charge!
Welly curses the God that allowed him to be born with three ears.
Zerstorer had that strange dream again where Kyle MacLachlan rides on the giant worm.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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