Mössbauer has DNA remarkably similar to that of mustard.
I threw out my back writing this comment for Wintergreen.
Thanks to Manos del Sino for this great picture. Best of luck beating that rape charge!
Welly curses the God that allowed him to be born with three ears.
Zerstorer had that strange dream again where Kyle MacLachlan rides on the giant worm.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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