Mössbauer has DNA remarkably similar to that of mustard.

I threw out my back writing this comment for Wintergreen.

Thanks to Manos del Sino for this great picture. Best of luck beating that rape charge!

Welly curses the God that allowed him to be born with three ears.

Zerstorer had that strange dream again where Kyle MacLachlan rides on the giant worm.

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