Alfredo Pangea alleges Matt Damon didn't have to do much acting for that Siamese twin movie.
El Gran Poco's Hillary Clinton attack-ad image is available to the highest bidder during the next election.
Rattus Amicus' proposed robo-bicyclist role for Emmy Rossum can't be any worse than Dragonball Evolution.
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The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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