Alfredo Pangea alleges Matt Damon didn't have to do much acting for that Siamese twin movie.
El Gran Poco's Hillary Clinton attack-ad image is available to the highest bidder during the next election.
Rattus Amicus' proposed robo-bicyclist role for Emmy Rossum can't be any worse than Dragonball Evolution.
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Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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