Alfredo Pangea alleges Matt Damon didn't have to do much acting for that Siamese twin movie.
El Gran Poco's Hillary Clinton attack-ad image is available to the highest bidder during the next election.
Rattus Amicus' proposed robo-bicyclist role for Emmy Rossum can't be any worse than Dragonball Evolution.
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