Late Unpleasantness invented an Alyson Hannigan arousal extinguisher that's even more potent than Date Movie.
Botany as Optimism doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.
NotJust4Breakfast predicts Paris Hilton will be the first celebrity to star in a live-action hentai feature.
Decapod73 uses Pat Morita's head for something other than target.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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