Late Unpleasantness invented an Alyson Hannigan arousal extinguisher that's even more potent than Date Movie.
Botany as Optimism doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.
NotJust4Breakfast predicts Paris Hilton will be the first celebrity to star in a live-action hentai feature.
Decapod73 uses Pat Morita's head for something other than target.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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