Late Unpleasantness invented an Alyson Hannigan arousal extinguisher that's even more potent than Date Movie.
Botany as Optimism doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.
NotJust4Breakfast predicts Paris Hilton will be the first celebrity to star in a live-action hentai feature.
Decapod73 uses Pat Morita's head for something other than target.
A body lies in a warehouse storing skeletons, devil masks, broken dolls, Satanic pentagram stencils, inexpertly stuffed dead animals, out of tune music boxes, and flickering light bulbs. The corpse has been mangled, its intestines pulled out to spell "Spooky Force" on the ground.
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
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