Late Unpleasantness invented an Alyson Hannigan arousal extinguisher that's even more potent than Date Movie.
Botany as Optimism doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.
NotJust4Breakfast predicts Paris Hilton will be the first celebrity to star in a live-action hentai feature.
Decapod73 uses Pat Morita's head for something other than target.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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