Late Unpleasantness invented an Alyson Hannigan arousal extinguisher that's even more potent than Date Movie.
Botany as Optimism doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.
NotJust4Breakfast predicts Paris Hilton will be the first celebrity to star in a live-action hentai feature.
Decapod73 uses Pat Morita's head for something other than target.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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