KodiaK quickly learned that 99 percent of SA forum goons find Zooey Deschanel just as alluring without a neck.
Rattus Amicus devised a scheme to separate the hardcore Zooey devotees from the fairweather infatuees.
Ulalume designed the poster for Resident Evil: Deformity.
The Fuzzy Hulk found a way to cure fellow Goon IzzyFnStradlin of his urges, which are ugly and wrong.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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