KodiaK quickly learned that 99 percent of SA forum goons find Zooey Deschanel just as alluring without a neck.
Rattus Amicus devised a scheme to separate the hardcore Zooey devotees from the fairweather infatuees.
Ulalume designed the poster for Resident Evil: Deformity.
The Fuzzy Hulk found a way to cure fellow Goon IzzyFnStradlin of his urges, which are ugly and wrong.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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