KodiaK quickly learned that 99 percent of SA forum goons find Zooey Deschanel just as alluring without a neck.
Rattus Amicus devised a scheme to separate the hardcore Zooey devotees from the fairweather infatuees.
Ulalume designed the poster for Resident Evil: Deformity.
The Fuzzy Hulk found a way to cure fellow Goon IzzyFnStradlin of his urges, which are ugly and wrong.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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