KodiaK quickly learned that 99 percent of SA forum goons find Zooey Deschanel just as alluring without a neck.
Rattus Amicus devised a scheme to separate the hardcore Zooey devotees from the fairweather infatuees.
Ulalume designed the poster for Resident Evil: Deformity.
The Fuzzy Hulk found a way to cure fellow Goon IzzyFnStradlin of his urges, which are ugly and wrong.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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