KodiaK quickly learned that 99 percent of SA forum goons find Zooey Deschanel just as alluring without a neck.
Rattus Amicus devised a scheme to separate the hardcore Zooey devotees from the fairweather infatuees.
Ulalume designed the poster for Resident Evil: Deformity.
The Fuzzy Hulk found a way to cure fellow Goon IzzyFnStradlin of his urges, which are ugly and wrong.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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