According to shmuckfeatures' talking freezer, there isn't enough life in these ice cubes.
Ejiehi prefers the carbonite model.
squid jerky's characters all wish they were refrigerators.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for launching a triple-pronged thread worthy of Poseidon's mighty trident, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for proving Animal enthusiasts and Appliance advocates can coexist peacefully.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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