According to shmuckfeatures' talking freezer, there isn't enough life in these ice cubes.
Ejiehi prefers the carbonite model.
squid jerky's characters all wish they were refrigerators.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for launching a triple-pronged thread worthy of Poseidon's mighty trident, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for proving Animal enthusiasts and Appliance advocates can coexist peacefully.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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