According to shmuckfeatures' talking freezer, there isn't enough life in these ice cubes.
Ejiehi prefers the carbonite model.
squid jerky's characters all wish they were refrigerators.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for launching a triple-pronged thread worthy of Poseidon's mighty trident, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for proving Animal enthusiasts and Appliance advocates can coexist peacefully.
Donald Trump is drafting friends, relatives, and even enemies into his fantasy cabinet.
This Halloween, the most terrifying house for policemen is opening its doors. If you're a cop, get ready to have nightmares!
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