According to shmuckfeatures' talking freezer, there isn't enough life in these ice cubes.
Ejiehi prefers the carbonite model.
squid jerky's characters all wish they were refrigerators.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for launching a triple-pronged thread worthy of Poseidon's mighty trident, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for proving Animal enthusiasts and Appliance advocates can coexist peacefully.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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