"DrMeths" makes the only circus I've ever been to sound as exciting as a visit to the doctor. I've never been to a doctor.
Hooray for political humor. "spacebadger" is so insightful!
According to his ability and our need, "osoiman" contributes this:
Amateur astronaut "geno1173" has blessed us with this wonder:
That concludes all the good stuff. If you want to see some crap, keep reading. If not, you have won the game and may now restart at the beginning with little or no reward.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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