"Pez" is wrong because I only count three balls! Where are the other two balls? Where? Oh...

"Residentearth" keeps his antics hot and needlessly complicated:

"spacebadger" brings us the best clone drama since "The Sixth Day," which coincidentally was also the worst.

"SupahDren" shows how exciting modern circuses are. Yep. That's some exciting stuff.

King Nerd "NOISEassault" is no longer the operator of his pocket calculator. I busted it. Take that, nerd!

This sure looks like a shitty circus. Oh, "Darknyte" is the ringmaster. All is explained!

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