Shmafty had more than his pets spayed and neutered.
BerkerkLurk is in rare form, wearing pants and making with the laughs.
Shmafty is spreading the good word better than anyone has ever done so in the past.
NotJust4Breakfast tried to put this picture behind him, but it will never let him have piece. It's going to pursue him until he dies.
Livestock tastes like rusty helicopters.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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