Shmafty had more than his pets spayed and neutered.
BerkerkLurk is in rare form, wearing pants and making with the laughs.
Shmafty is spreading the good word better than anyone has ever done so in the past.
NotJust4Breakfast tried to put this picture behind him, but it will never let him have piece. It's going to pursue him until he dies.
Livestock tastes like rusty helicopters.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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