Shmafty had more than his pets spayed and neutered.
BerkerkLurk is in rare form, wearing pants and making with the laughs.
Shmafty is spreading the good word better than anyone has ever done so in the past.
NotJust4Breakfast tried to put this picture behind him, but it will never let him have piece. It's going to pursue him until he dies.
Livestock tastes like rusty helicopters.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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