Shmafty had more than his pets spayed and neutered.
BerkerkLurk is in rare form, wearing pants and making with the laughs.
Shmafty is spreading the good word better than anyone has ever done so in the past.
NotJust4Breakfast tried to put this picture behind him, but it will never let him have piece. It's going to pursue him until he dies.
Livestock tastes like rusty helicopters.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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