There's a lesson to be learned from this Thunderbeard work. Have you figured it out yet?


I've been wondering what this splash of white paint has to do with porno flicks. Remind me to ask SlightButSteady.


Sir Nose has seen a lot of mustaches in his day, and this one just has to be the worst ever.


Scott Agro wants to reach the bosom of his dear family as quickly as possible, but he may never reach it if we go on.

That's it for now, but there's more to come next week. (There are no puns in that sentence, don't be gross.) Thanks to zenintrude for starting this theme -- they said you'd never amount to anything, but look at you now! -- and to all the SA Forum Goons who contributed, especially Joshua "Filthy, Wang-Based Escapade" Pugh.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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