There's a lesson to be learned from this Thunderbeard work. Have you figured it out yet?


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Sir Nose has seen a lot of mustaches in his day, and this one just has to be the worst ever.


Scott Agro wants to reach the bosom of his dear family as quickly as possible, but he may never reach it if we go on.

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