I've seen enough horror movies about artificial intelligence becoming sentient and murderous to understand that the phrase "content-aware Photoshops" has ominous implications. Grei Skuring started the "Content-Aware Shenanigans" theme, and he wrote a bunch of words in the introduction, which was a lengthy disclaimer warning the SA Forum Goons about how the images might come to life and attack them in bizarre ways, or in the very least haunt their dreams, which turn out to be reality-manipulating scenarios that really aren't dreams at all! At least I assume that's what he said; I didn't read it, but I looked at the images and they pretty much confirmed my theory!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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