Don't you read the news, Nevergirls? Scientists declared Pluto isn't actually a Disney character. Get with the times!
During my years at SA, I have seen a lot of lamebrain cockamanie images. But this one, Diet Coke -- this one I like.
Thanks to Bog Chef, malodorous pet urine stains are a thing of the past! It's now illegal to keep urine stains as pets.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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