SlightButSteady has some unorthodox and controversial ideas about how to turn a naive lad into a "real boy."
Pinocchio's chance cameo grew into a starring role in ElectricSheep's sequel Oh Yeah, Lie to Me, Baby! Lie to Me!
Jenyens sleeps roughly 20 hours a day, then, thusly rested, spends his waking time synchronizing life's sorrows.
Fans of the previous image should definitely check out duckfarts' surprisingly good direct-to-video follow-up.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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