SlightButSteady has some unorthodox and controversial ideas about how to turn a naive lad into a "real boy."
Pinocchio's chance cameo grew into a starring role in ElectricSheep's sequel Oh Yeah, Lie to Me, Baby! Lie to Me!
Jenyens sleeps roughly 20 hours a day, then, thusly rested, spends his waking time synchronizing life's sorrows.
Fans of the previous image should definitely check out duckfarts' surprisingly good direct-to-video follow-up.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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