Before Captain Capacitor changed this image, he first had to change himself.

Sir Nose often feels like a crab in a lobster tank. But he's never had a chance to express that visually -- until now.

They say silence is golden. Your reaction to this gravitybow image should be low-grade copper at best.

So much wit went into crafting this Helicoprion image that the country quickly sunk into a wit deficit. When will it end?

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