Young punk "therapy" has no respect for his elders, or in this case, his elder's elder's elder's elders.

"blairerickson" goes the creepy route, which is pretty much the only route he knows how to travel.

"isnoop" was too lazy to bother with fancy packaging. His explosion better be damn good.

"Whompy" lets you have all sorts of fun. Why you could even stage your own miniature firebombing of Dresden!

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