"caldrax" is a friend to no one:
"Internet Jones" is a man and a half for making this image:
"scrutinizer" is going to burn up when he reenters our hearts:
"dablakh0l" brings justice to the disabled:
"red_leg" is the greatest man alive:
And with that we're done! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for being kickass Photoshop banditos! Stop on by sometime and enjoy the madness. We'll be back next week with plenty of pictures of celebrity colonoscopies.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!