Some of Cheswick's favorite people are midgets, so no he doesn't hate them.

Siminu followed his heart and painted this picture. Now he has no need for his heart anymore.

Livestock is just a big old jerk. End of story.

cortez is the kind of guy I'd like to tour a submarine with.

EXPLODASAURUS has a lot of nice shirts with all sorts of colors and dragons on printed on them.

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