Geethree crapped this out after drinking a gallon of toxic gumbo.

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Naphthalene had been born a turtle, chances are we'd all like him a lot better.

obli is a lot like a gumball machine in that if you shove a quarter into him he will eject candy for you to eat.

Perry has the audacity to upload this image ON MY SCREEN? WELL I NEVER!!

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