Chillax speaks volumes of truth. More than enough to fill a ten-gallon hat all the way to the brim, even.
occamsmonkey once used a warp whistle to pass a kidney stone.
This image was made by Sandamnit, who is going to be beheaded soon.
Malfeasance!@ has sold me. Oh dear god I did not even know I was up for sale.
Nicko listens to music I've never heard of!!!
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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