Chillax speaks volumes of truth. More than enough to fill a ten-gallon hat all the way to the brim, even.

occamsmonkey once used a warp whistle to pass a kidney stone.

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Malfeasance!@ has sold me. Oh dear god I did not even know I was up for sale.

Nicko listens to music I've never heard of!!!

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