Anger is called that because he misplaced his car keys.
Anger Monkey states the obvious just in case there are some retarded people reading.
Lister is so edgy he's got smaller edges dangling from his edges.
plastickiwi doesn't have a lot to go on, but then none of us do.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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