Green Typewriters' microwaved-snack-tossing adventure comes with heated buttons for finger-burning realism.
I was wonderin' when Ginny Field was gonna get a chance to use her popgun.
It is too late. You're dead. For he is HMC -- globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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