Green Typewriters' microwaved-snack-tossing adventure comes with heated buttons for finger-burning realism.
I was wonderin' when Ginny Field was gonna get a chance to use her popgun.
It is too late. You're dead. For he is HMC -- globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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