Green Typewriters' microwaved-snack-tossing adventure comes with heated buttons for finger-burning realism.
I was wonderin' when Ginny Field was gonna get a chance to use her popgun.
It is too late. You're dead. For he is HMC -- globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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