You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Retail Terror Ltd. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
My guess is that you'll never hear from VonSpyder again. And like that ... he's gone.
Always carry extra sticks of gum -- one for after meals, and one to give Yabanjin so he won't start kicking ass.
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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