You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Retail Terror Ltd. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
My guess is that you'll never hear from VonSpyder again. And like that ... he's gone.
Always carry extra sticks of gum -- one for after meals, and one to give Yabanjin so he won't start kicking ass.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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