You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Retail Terror Ltd. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

My guess is that you'll never hear from VonSpyder again. And like that ... he's gone.

Always carry extra sticks of gum -- one for after meals, and one to give Yabanjin so he won't start kicking ass.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.