You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Retail Terror Ltd. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
My guess is that you'll never hear from VonSpyder again. And like that ... he's gone.
Always carry extra sticks of gum -- one for after meals, and one to give Yabanjin so he won't start kicking ass.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
Learn how one man ended injustice forever with a single speech.
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