You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Retail Terror Ltd. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
My guess is that you'll never hear from VonSpyder again. And like that ... he's gone.
Always carry extra sticks of gum -- one for after meals, and one to give Yabanjin so he won't start kicking ass.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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