HMC would love to be a fictional detective. Everything would be so much simpler then.
That's it, Radicals, game over, man, game over! Options screen: Restart, continue, build a fire, sing a couple songs.
In 2009, a deadly virus decimated humanity. Survivor ProfessorChaos invented this game to alleviate the boredom.
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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