HMC would love to be a fictional detective. Everything would be so much simpler then.
That's it, Radicals, game over, man, game over! Options screen: Restart, continue, build a fire, sing a couple songs.
In 2009, a deadly virus decimated humanity. Survivor ProfessorChaos invented this game to alleviate the boredom.
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Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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