Pierre Pressure will one day invent a machine that lets dogs curse in Spanish.
LOO gets the theme half right, so good for him. Be sure to turn in some extra credit.
LOO, did you know that in a small town it is not unusual to see a tractor on main street? It's true, LOO.
Subgenius has to practically choplift his abductees into space.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
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