Pierre Pressure will one day invent a machine that lets dogs curse in Spanish.
LOO gets the theme half right, so good for him. Be sure to turn in some extra credit.
LOO, did you know that in a small town it is not unusual to see a tractor on main street? It's true, LOO.
Subgenius has to practically choplift his abductees into space.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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