Pierre Pressure will one day invent a machine that lets dogs curse in Spanish.
LOO gets the theme half right, so good for him. Be sure to turn in some extra credit.
LOO, did you know that in a small town it is not unusual to see a tractor on main street? It's true, LOO.
Subgenius has to practically choplift his abductees into space.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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