JoeAverage wants Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to film the birth of his child.
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crabrock lures political candidates into his van with promises of electoral votes.
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Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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