JoeAverage wants Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to film the birth of his child.
No matter what happens, we'll always have wayfinder and a battle mech penis.
crabrock lures political candidates into his van with promises of electoral votes.
E30User is very subtle and highbrow here. He probably drinks special coffee and listens to NPR.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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