AlbertHerring is able to retain water in his hump for long journeys through the desert.
damnhooligan collects cans of soup but unfortunately none have gone up in value.
GaspyConana still cries when he sees a good anime wallscroll.
GhostHunter has a similar tattoo on his chest, only it's of that robot owl from "Clash of the Titans."
Dr. Fred has walked with a limp ever since the Great Waterslide Fiasco of '88.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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