ToiletDuk has had very strained relations with Burt Ward lately, but I think he's warming up.
BlazeScallion wins an award for the one millionth Photoshoppped "Memento" movie poster.
Kruller is about to be sold at a local fish market, but don't tell him that.
mofolotopo ignored the teachings of TLC and chased a waterfall to his death.
smelldog is not afraid to wrestle you, especially if you are an elderly woman with bad hips.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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