w4rp doesn't have to worry about unwanted spills anymore. At least not after he dies of a heart attack tomorrow!
Aatrek has completely destroyed Stephen Spielberg's reputation as a good director.
Cataphract has a girlish crush on Yuri Andropov, a man he considers to be the hottest of all former Soviet leaders.
Don't tell luckygarnett this, but QUEEN LAHTIFAH DIES AT THE END OF TAXI.
IdeoPraxist is moving much closer to having democratic elections in his war torn Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
Levi and Don Jr convince Eric the movie Annabelle is real and make him drink his own urine. Plus Tiffany Trump is downgraded to the Trump plane's cargo hold.
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Nightmares Fear Factory is back AGAIN, baby!
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