w4rp doesn't have to worry about unwanted spills anymore. At least not after he dies of a heart attack tomorrow!
Aatrek has completely destroyed Stephen Spielberg's reputation as a good director.
Cataphract has a girlish crush on Yuri Andropov, a man he considers to be the hottest of all former Soviet leaders.
Don't tell luckygarnett this, but QUEEN LAHTIFAH DIES AT THE END OF TAXI.
IdeoPraxist is moving much closer to having democratic elections in his war torn Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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