w4rp doesn't have to worry about unwanted spills anymore. At least not after he dies of a heart attack tomorrow!
Aatrek has completely destroyed Stephen Spielberg's reputation as a good director.
Cataphract has a girlish crush on Yuri Andropov, a man he considers to be the hottest of all former Soviet leaders.
Don't tell luckygarnett this, but QUEEN LAHTIFAH DIES AT THE END OF TAXI.
IdeoPraxist is moving much closer to having democratic elections in his war torn Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
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Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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