w4rp doesn't have to worry about unwanted spills anymore. At least not after he dies of a heart attack tomorrow!
Aatrek has completely destroyed Stephen Spielberg's reputation as a good director.
Cataphract has a girlish crush on Yuri Andropov, a man he considers to be the hottest of all former Soviet leaders.
Don't tell luckygarnett this, but QUEEN LAHTIFAH DIES AT THE END OF TAXI.
IdeoPraxist is moving much closer to having democratic elections in his war torn Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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