w4rp doesn't have to worry about unwanted spills anymore. At least not after he dies of a heart attack tomorrow!
Aatrek has completely destroyed Stephen Spielberg's reputation as a good director.
Cataphract has a girlish crush on Yuri Andropov, a man he considers to be the hottest of all former Soviet leaders.
Don't tell luckygarnett this, but QUEEN LAHTIFAH DIES AT THE END OF TAXI.
IdeoPraxist is moving much closer to having democratic elections in his war torn Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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