Stormfang1502 is much more interested in oceanography than most rap artists are today.
DuctTape is known to inject whipped cream into his veins for a delicious high.
Pointy sits at home all day and watches Mr. Belvedere reruns while crying into his bowl of Spaghettio's.
CombatWombat makes fun of an idiot, and I can get behind that.
Filthee Fingas also does that so hey, let's form a team!
This Week on Something Awful...
Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
SkyMall Product Reviews: Peacock Goddess Sculpture
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
Make Sitcoms Worse!
'Sitcoms are so bad that they couldn't GET any worse haha.' 'Whoa buddy you're wrong... dead wrong!'
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- Misinterpreted Movie Titles (Part 1 of 2)
- Stupid Products for Stupid People
- Biggles!
- Unlikely Movie Prequels
- Board Games 2 (Part 2 of 2)
