wagon was voted "Most Likely to Assassinate the President of Angola" at the Secret Government's ten year reunion.
SQUIBLEYtheMAD is ambidextrous, but only with his genitals.
Together with a robot dog, Lith wages a silent war for lower prices on canned goods.
Cooter considers ham to be his favorite color of the meat rainbow.
They call occamsmonkey "a man of action," but only because he carries a slate with him everywhere.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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