wagon was voted "Most Likely to Assassinate the President of Angola" at the Secret Government's ten year reunion.
SQUIBLEYtheMAD is ambidextrous, but only with his genitals.
Together with a robot dog, Lith wages a silent war for lower prices on canned goods.
Cooter considers ham to be his favorite color of the meat rainbow.
They call occamsmonkey "a man of action," but only because he carries a slate with him everywhere.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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