wagon was voted "Most Likely to Assassinate the President of Angola" at the Secret Government's ten year reunion.
SQUIBLEYtheMAD is ambidextrous, but only with his genitals.
Together with a robot dog, Lith wages a silent war for lower prices on canned goods.
Cooter considers ham to be his favorite color of the meat rainbow.
They call occamsmonkey "a man of action," but only because he carries a slate with him everywhere.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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