wagon was voted "Most Likely to Assassinate the President of Angola" at the Secret Government's ten year reunion.
SQUIBLEYtheMAD is ambidextrous, but only with his genitals.
Together with a robot dog, Lith wages a silent war for lower prices on canned goods.
Cooter considers ham to be his favorite color of the meat rainbow.
They call occamsmonkey "a man of action," but only because he carries a slate with him everywhere.
I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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