wagon was voted "Most Likely to Assassinate the President of Angola" at the Secret Government's ten year reunion.
SQUIBLEYtheMAD is ambidextrous, but only with his genitals.
Together with a robot dog, Lith wages a silent war for lower prices on canned goods.
Cooter considers ham to be his favorite color of the meat rainbow.
They call occamsmonkey "a man of action," but only because he carries a slate with him everywhere.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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