Cataphract has big plans that are going to shake the very foundations of the local cake factory.
ToiletDuk started a grassroots campaign to get his yard into shape.
AlmostSmart is a fancy lad indeed, just not fancy enough outshine a golden Ferris wheel.
occamsmonkey is ridiculously full of lamb and rice formula dog food at the moment.
AlbertHerring is currently in violation of UN Resolution 1148, which calls for all citizens of all nations to observe sneeze guards.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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