Cataphract has big plans that are going to shake the very foundations of the local cake factory.
ToiletDuk started a grassroots campaign to get his yard into shape.
AlmostSmart is a fancy lad indeed, just not fancy enough outshine a golden Ferris wheel.
occamsmonkey is ridiculously full of lamb and rice formula dog food at the moment.
AlbertHerring is currently in violation of UN Resolution 1148, which calls for all citizens of all nations to observe sneeze guards.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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