Cataphract has big plans that are going to shake the very foundations of the local cake factory.
ToiletDuk started a grassroots campaign to get his yard into shape.
AlmostSmart is a fancy lad indeed, just not fancy enough outshine a golden Ferris wheel.
occamsmonkey is ridiculously full of lamb and rice formula dog food at the moment.
AlbertHerring is currently in violation of UN Resolution 1148, which calls for all citizens of all nations to observe sneeze guards.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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