Cataphract has big plans that are going to shake the very foundations of the local cake factory.
ToiletDuk started a grassroots campaign to get his yard into shape.
AlmostSmart is a fancy lad indeed, just not fancy enough outshine a golden Ferris wheel.
occamsmonkey is ridiculously full of lamb and rice formula dog food at the moment.
AlbertHerring is currently in violation of UN Resolution 1148, which calls for all citizens of all nations to observe sneeze guards.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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