Swing, Accipiter, swing! Fight off the aliens with your impressive batting average!
Chunks Nensja has an irrational fear of murderers.
DoombatINC's fantasies about Don Knotts are increasing in frequency.
ClownSuitCowboy suffers from a rare form of normalcy that threatens to kill him when he reaches old age.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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