Swing, Accipiter, swing! Fight off the aliens with your impressive batting average!
Chunks Nensja has an irrational fear of murderers.
DoombatINC's fantasies about Don Knotts are increasing in frequency.
ClownSuitCowboy suffers from a rare form of normalcy that threatens to kill him when he reaches old age.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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