Swing, Accipiter, swing! Fight off the aliens with your impressive batting average!
Chunks Nensja has an irrational fear of murderers.
DoombatINC's fantasies about Don Knotts are increasing in frequency.
ClownSuitCowboy suffers from a rare form of normalcy that threatens to kill him when he reaches old age.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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