Swing, Accipiter, swing! Fight off the aliens with your impressive batting average!
Chunks Nensja has an irrational fear of murderers.
DoombatINC's fantasies about Don Knotts are increasing in frequency.
ClownSuitCowboy suffers from a rare form of normalcy that threatens to kill him when he reaches old age.
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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