Scalper has been coming home late from work. I wonder if he's cheating on me.

Come to think of it, SgtScruffy has been paying less and less attention to me as well.

TunaSled doesn't even return my phone calls and seems emotionally distant.

I wonder where John Locke is going all these evenings.

Edison has been smelling more and more like the harbor district these past few weeks.

TO BE CONTINUED! Come back next week for the shocking conclusion and more! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images and to you for reading! Bonus points to sighrax for writin' a few comments when the pain got to be too much for me. Stop on by the SA Forums for more Photoshop fun and frightening experiences.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.