Scalper has been coming home late from work. I wonder if he's cheating on me.
Come to think of it, SgtScruffy has been paying less and less attention to me as well.
TunaSled doesn't even return my phone calls and seems emotionally distant.
I wonder where John Locke is going all these evenings.
Edison has been smelling more and more like the harbor district these past few weeks.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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