Vistaquest often forgets he owns a small timber company.
wrl is willing to do whatever it takes to get the most for his buck at a buffet, even if that means murder.
Retarded Pimp took a break from writing Dr. Phil fanfiction to make this picture of a pretty tree:
IdeoPraxist sure is a keen guy. He's so keen.
Unkempt presents the most horrifying movie since "The 120 Days of Sodom."
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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