IdeoPraxist cried at the end of "Doom 3."
TunaSled is still more scary than Clive Barker and Wes Craven combined into a single robotic body with bleeding swords for nipples.
TheSniperZERO is heir to a massive yogurt fortune.
QED is thinking about redecorating his cave after he defeats the bear.
Secks knows terror like no one else, except for maybe the victims of terrorism.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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