IdeoPraxist cried at the end of "Doom 3."
TunaSled is still more scary than Clive Barker and Wes Craven combined into a single robotic body with bleeding swords for nipples.
TheSniperZERO is heir to a massive yogurt fortune.
QED is thinking about redecorating his cave after he defeats the bear.
Secks knows terror like no one else, except for maybe the victims of terrorism.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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