IdeoPraxist cried at the end of "Doom 3."

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TheSniperZERO is heir to a massive yogurt fortune.

QED is thinking about redecorating his cave after he defeats the bear.

Secks knows terror like no one else, except for maybe the victims of terrorism.

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