IdeoPraxist cried at the end of "Doom 3."
TunaSled is still more scary than Clive Barker and Wes Craven combined into a single robotic body with bleeding swords for nipples.
TheSniperZERO is heir to a massive yogurt fortune.
QED is thinking about redecorating his cave after he defeats the bear.
Secks knows terror like no one else, except for maybe the victims of terrorism.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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