IdeoPraxist cried at the end of "Doom 3."
TunaSled is still more scary than Clive Barker and Wes Craven combined into a single robotic body with bleeding swords for nipples.
TheSniperZERO is heir to a massive yogurt fortune.
QED is thinking about redecorating his cave after he defeats the bear.
Secks knows terror like no one else, except for maybe the victims of terrorism.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!