fish_cola didn't really make this image. It was a gift from her own personal sidekick of unknown gender.

Trent might solve a mystery, which, along with magic, is part of his history, which he might rewrite.

Hey, slothgirl, did you know Coolio once rapped about Dexter? In sadder news, have you seen Coolio lately?

Filthy Haiku came pretty damn close to pondering what slothgirl was pondering.

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