From Earth voted "no" on proposition 1 and now Morlocks are attacking his neighborhood.
If it came down to it, yes, Deteriorata would trade true love for an unlimited supply of bacon.
Atoramos made this 35 minutes ago.
Boozer Bear went all out with this one!
King Gonad has created the best worst image of the week!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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