Rocketfish is looking to swap some bald eagle eggs for a baby elephant. Let him know if you're up for a trade.
You can almost see the shame and horror in Alf's eyes as he realizes the error of his ways. We can thank brokenrobot for moving our hearts.
Fenring has been standing outside Mormon HQ with his Guy Fawkes mask eating sandwiches and feeling lonely.
Vomiting knives has been one of clinteractive's passions for a long time.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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