Rocketfish is looking to swap some bald eagle eggs for a baby elephant. Let him know if you're up for a trade.
You can almost see the shame and horror in Alf's eyes as he realizes the error of his ways. We can thank brokenrobot for moving our hearts.
Fenring has been standing outside Mormon HQ with his Guy Fawkes mask eating sandwiches and feeling lonely.
Vomiting knives has been one of clinteractive's passions for a long time.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!