Rocketfish is looking to swap some bald eagle eggs for a baby elephant. Let him know if you're up for a trade.
You can almost see the shame and horror in Alf's eyes as he realizes the error of his ways. We can thank brokenrobot for moving our hearts.
Fenring has been standing outside Mormon HQ with his Guy Fawkes mask eating sandwiches and feeling lonely.
Vomiting knives has been one of clinteractive's passions for a long time.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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