Rocketfish is looking to swap some bald eagle eggs for a baby elephant. Let him know if you're up for a trade.
You can almost see the shame and horror in Alf's eyes as he realizes the error of his ways. We can thank brokenrobot for moving our hearts.
Fenring has been standing outside Mormon HQ with his Guy Fawkes mask eating sandwiches and feeling lonely.
Vomiting knives has been one of clinteractive's passions for a long time.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
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