Scumbag communist "cocoabean" wants to subvert your colon:
"darthphunk" shoves the taste of deception down your throat:
"Chris Knight" reaches to the stars for a balanced breakfast:
"TheCharlie" gets in this Phriday because everybody appreciates Noam Chomsky!
"PlaneGuy" is like the bizarro Stephen Hawking of comedy, which I think makes him a robot with a human voice.
"Soapspoon" makes breakfast hard and challenging:
You Won't Believe How Every MRI Technician Will Soon Be Replaced By Nine Dogs! Your Jaw Will Drop!
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
100% FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ANY WOMAN YOU WANT!
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