Scumbag communist "cocoabean" wants to subvert your colon:
"darthphunk" shoves the taste of deception down your throat:
"Chris Knight" reaches to the stars for a balanced breakfast:
"TheCharlie" gets in this Phriday because everybody appreciates Noam Chomsky!
"PlaneGuy" is like the bizarro Stephen Hawking of comedy, which I think makes him a robot with a human voice.
"Soapspoon" makes breakfast hard and challenging:
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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