Scumbag communist "cocoabean" wants to subvert your colon:

"darthphunk" shoves the taste of deception down your throat:

"Chris Knight" reaches to the stars for a balanced breakfast:

"TheCharlie" gets in this Phriday because everybody appreciates Noam Chomsky!

"PlaneGuy" is like the bizarro Stephen Hawking of comedy, which I think makes him a robot with a human voice.

"Soapspoon" makes breakfast hard and challenging:

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