Scumbag communist "cocoabean" wants to subvert your colon:
"darthphunk" shoves the taste of deception down your throat:
"Chris Knight" reaches to the stars for a balanced breakfast:
"TheCharlie" gets in this Phriday because everybody appreciates Noam Chomsky!
"PlaneGuy" is like the bizarro Stephen Hawking of comedy, which I think makes him a robot with a human voice.
"Soapspoon" makes breakfast hard and challenging:
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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