Scumbag communist "cocoabean" wants to subvert your colon:
"darthphunk" shoves the taste of deception down your throat:
"Chris Knight" reaches to the stars for a balanced breakfast:
"TheCharlie" gets in this Phriday because everybody appreciates Noam Chomsky!
"PlaneGuy" is like the bizarro Stephen Hawking of comedy, which I think makes him a robot with a human voice.
"Soapspoon" makes breakfast hard and challenging:
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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