"Arsenal" has a cereal that lasts a lot longer than you want it to:
"GoatRearEnd" harnesses the strength of many men each morning.
"Shadowkaster" brings us a cereal that can't even act like it tastes good:
"modestm" launched this cereal out of his groin area:
Each box of this "rivetz" cereal comes packaged with a stupid penis joke:
"scrutinizer" wants you to choke on bad, creepy art films:
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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