"Arsenal" has a cereal that lasts a lot longer than you want it to:
"GoatRearEnd" harnesses the strength of many men each morning.
"Shadowkaster" brings us a cereal that can't even act like it tastes good:
"modestm" launched this cereal out of his groin area:
Each box of this "rivetz" cereal comes packaged with a stupid penis joke:
"scrutinizer" wants you to choke on bad, creepy art films:
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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