If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.


How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.

_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.

There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.