If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.
How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.
_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.
There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.
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The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
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