If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.
How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.
_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.
There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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