If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.
How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.
_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.
There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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