If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know Swordfishtrombone made it.
How many cows must fly through the air before Bill Paxton stops his car? Starno has the answer, my friend.
_Atom_ completed a Rubik's cube during his midnight train commute.
There's the midnight train goin' anywhere, and then there's the Midnight Meat Train. Varchar boarded the wrong one.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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