"Them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and you have to deal with Donny Brook. And he is one rough old boy."
Hackuma's "Cream 2: HyperCream" upgrade turns one white room into 60 million.
Slight But Steady thinks every Friday is a good Friday.
Pahilla The Hun dreams of dragons' fire, and of things that will bite, and of mummies, always of mummies.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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