"Them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and you have to deal with Donny Brook. And he is one rough old boy."
Hackuma's "Cream 2: HyperCream" upgrade turns one white room into 60 million.
Slight But Steady thinks every Friday is a good Friday.
Pahilla The Hun dreams of dragons' fire, and of things that will bite, and of mummies, always of mummies.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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