"Them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and you have to deal with Donny Brook. And he is one rough old boy."
Hackuma's "Cream 2: HyperCream" upgrade turns one white room into 60 million.
Slight But Steady thinks every Friday is a good Friday.
Pahilla The Hun dreams of dragons' fire, and of things that will bite, and of mummies, always of mummies.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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