Captain Splendid is kind to strangers and children, and when he stands in the snow he looks like an angel.

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Donny Brook got this image tattooed on his back as a permanent reminder that U2 was once listenable.

Ejiehi beat Hurdy Gurdy Man to this image by one minute, rendering his fellow Goon's comparable effort redundant. The horror, the horror!

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