Captain Splendid is kind to strangers and children, and when he stands in the snow he looks like an angel.
This film already had a music-based alias, but Ejiehi wasn't satisfied with That Chopsticks Movie.
Donny Brook got this image tattooed on his back as a permanent reminder that U2 was once listenable.
Ejiehi beat Hurdy Gurdy Man to this image by one minute, rendering his fellow Goon's comparable effort redundant. The horror, the horror!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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