Captain Splendid is kind to strangers and children, and when he stands in the snow he looks like an angel.

This film already had a music-based alias, but Ejiehi wasn't satisfied with That Chopsticks Movie.

Donny Brook got this image tattooed on his back as a permanent reminder that U2 was once listenable.

Ejiehi beat Hurdy Gurdy Man to this image by one minute, rendering his fellow Goon's comparable effort redundant. The horror, the horror!

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.