With his machines, Scissorfighter can dispatch you from this world without a trace.
Protokoll etched this image into steel using electromagnetic radiation, because he's dynamite with a laser beam.
Monty Brogan wonders if A Few Bricks Shy could go back into Photoshop and make him ugly.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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