"MaRsAttAckZ" knows the perfect job for a Last Son of Krypton. Let's hope he comes off his high horse:
"Mein Eyes!" has a better idea about what Superman should do with his time:
"plastickiwi" is our weekly loser for using a lens flare. He wins in every other category, though.
It's going to be a hot time everywhere if "elister" gets his way:
Sure he can fly and stuff, but he can't stop yellow cars! "glasyalabolas" probably didn't think of that, and now children are going to die.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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