"MaRsAttAckZ" knows the perfect job for a Last Son of Krypton. Let's hope he comes off his high horse:
"Mein Eyes!" has a better idea about what Superman should do with his time:
"plastickiwi" is our weekly loser for using a lens flare. He wins in every other category, though.
It's going to be a hot time everywhere if "elister" gets his way:
Sure he can fly and stuff, but he can't stop yellow cars! "glasyalabolas" probably didn't think of that, and now children are going to die.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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