"MaRsAttAckZ" knows the perfect job for a Last Son of Krypton. Let's hope he comes off his high horse:

"Mein Eyes!" has a better idea about what Superman should do with his time:

"plastickiwi" is our weekly loser for using a lens flare. He wins in every other category, though.

It's going to be a hot time everywhere if "elister" gets his way:

Sure he can fly and stuff, but he can't stop yellow cars! "glasyalabolas" probably didn't think of that, and now children are going to die.

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