"MaRsAttAckZ" knows the perfect job for a Last Son of Krypton. Let's hope he comes off his high horse:
"Mein Eyes!" has a better idea about what Superman should do with his time:
"plastickiwi" is our weekly loser for using a lens flare. He wins in every other category, though.
It's going to be a hot time everywhere if "elister" gets his way:
Sure he can fly and stuff, but he can't stop yellow cars! "glasyalabolas" probably didn't think of that, and now children are going to die.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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